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smurf
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Sat night Sept 5, 2016 0:00:10 GMT

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Post by smurf on Sept 5, 2016 0:00:10 GMT

Having a poo reading Douglas Adams and Mrs Smurf comes upstairs and asks if I had finished my poo yes dear I have she then flushed the toilet - obviously the next thing you would ask is what have you done that for? "because I am going to push you down the toilet" Mrs Smurf had what can only be described as a woman needing a hot water bottle moment - Stopped trying to push me down the toilet when I explained that my arsehole which I would imaging is circular now feels a bit oval

calndel Lunartic making it up as we go along Posts: 8,155	Sat night Sept 5, 2016 8:10:32 GMT via mobile Purpledawn likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by calndel on Sept 5, 2016 8:10:32 GMT That's just not cricket
	We are just making it up as we go along and can we have one coffee and one tea please?

Purpledawn Lunartic Posts: 544	Sat night Sept 5, 2016 20:26:16 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Purpledawn on Sept 5, 2016 20:26:16 GMT Mrs Smurf obviously knows that reading whilst having a poo could cause you to develop hemorrhoids . WTF is Jeff?
	We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road? They get run down. Aneurin Bevan

Post by smurf on Sept 5, 2016 0:00:10 GMT

Post by calndel on Sept 5, 2016 8:10:32 GMT

Post by Purpledawn on Sept 5, 2016 20:26:16 GMT

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