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Post by calndel on Mar 21, 2020 22:12:26 GMT
the world will end when the bins fly  |
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Post by sc on Mar 22, 2020 7:28:35 GMT
How do you make an oyster cross? A noisy noise annoys an oyster damn! I got it wrong! 😂🤣😂🤣😂 |
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Post by mikey on Mar 22, 2020 8:54:48 GMT
How do you make an oyster cross? A noisy noise annoys an oyster damn! I got it wrong! 😂🤣😂🤣😂 Still don’t get it🤔 |
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Post by beef on Mar 22, 2020 10:10:55 GMT
damn! I got it wrong! 😂🤣😂🤣😂 Still don’t get it🤔 ... should begin "what annoys an oyster?..." |
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Post by sc on Mar 22, 2020 10:17:29 GMT
... should begin "what annoys an oyster?..." |
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Post by sc on Mar 22, 2020 10:23:45 GMT
Interesting thing as I got my joke wrong, how the mechanics of a joke works, the setting the scene must be right and the punchline must be right. Additionally the punchline should come after the "setting the scene". But on rare occasions the punchline is better coming first, before you set the scene.
For example:
The Punchline - Cock Robin
Setting the scene - What's that up my arse Batman?
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Post by mikey on Mar 22, 2020 11:25:28 GMT
Interesting thing as I got my joke wrong, how the mechanics of a joke works, the setting the scene must be right and the punchline must be right. Additionally the punchline should come after the "setting the scene". But on rare occasions the punchline is better coming first, before you set the scene. For example: The Punchline - Cock Robin Setting the scene - What's that up my arse Batman? Now that I do get. Obviously, cock jokes are easier to understand, although it might just be me. |
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Post by sc on Mar 22, 2020 13:08:59 GMT
Interesting thing as I got my joke wrong, how the mechanics of a joke works, the setting the scene must be right and the punchline must be right. Additionally the punchline should come after the "setting the scene". But on rare occasions the punchline is better coming first, before you set the scene. For example: The Punchline - Cock Robin Setting the scene - What's that up my arse Batman? Now that I do get. Obviously, cock jokes are easier to understand, although it might just be me. Yes, Cock jokes or in fact Cock art will never go out of fashion! Last year at Vindolanda we (not me but our period) dug up this. Nearly 2,000 year old Cock graffiti, and in 2,000 years time exactly the same thing will be scrawled on the walls of the future.  cock art and jokes are timeless Attachment Deleted |
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Post by deserttraveller on Mar 24, 2020 21:41:18 GMT
Sc I'm goona a have to say, you are admitting a cock up on the oyster front, That puts you in Whitstable.
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Post by beef on Apr 20, 2020 8:32:40 GMT
With all this time at home I've been playing a lot of board games and I tried a great one at the weekend called Bonopoly - it's like Monopoly but the streets have no names...
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Post by beef on Apr 28, 2020 17:13:00 GMT
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Post by Zenrider on May 12, 2020 19:41:07 GMT
The cops just left.
They said if I was gonna walk around the house Naked,
I have to do it inside.
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Post by Zenrider on May 12, 2020 19:43:09 GMT
This one is hard to deny:
If they had just called it 'The stay at home challenge!'
and posted it on Facebook, the virus would be gone by now.
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Post by Zenrider on Jul 20, 2020 4:54:15 GMT
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Post by mikey on Jul 30, 2020 19:37:12 GMT
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cock art and jokes are timeless 
